Illuminati Confirmed

October 26, 2023

Luna - -begin frequency chester

Datr - [Begin Frequency]

Datr - [Chester idly tosses the tennis ball up in the air again to catch it. He lays on his back on the concrete floor. A pillow supports his head. ]

Luna - Oh hey. It's Luna. Just wanted to check up on you, see if you're still in Terminal's friend's basement

Datr - [ Chester sighs, "Yup. At Least whoever Term's friend is seems to hate him about as much as I hate Term." He giggles some, "I also want to know the contractor who thought a faraday cage in someone's basement wasn't suspicious as hell." ]

Luna - Honestly? Term's friend probably built it themselves, removing the need for a contractor. Like they all sound like a bunch of conspiracy theorists. Ever happen to catch the friend's name by chance?

Datr - [ "I think they are intentionally keeping that quiet. Haven't even seen them yet, just hear their voice screaming from around the place when Term fucks something up. Oh and apparently they call Term by his middle name Sage. I don't know if that's because they've known each other awhile or what." ]

Luna - Interesting. So fun fact about how this works is that we need a name to be able to do frequencies with them. The fact that they're intentionally keeping silent about names means they might have some idea about how all of this works. Not to mention the piece of aluminum foil in Terminal's headband basically denies us from access to them directly. Considering the last time we chatted with you, Terminal called the friend "the whore upstairs", I'm gonna guess maybe they're ex-lovers? Honestly, it's an assumption.

Datr - [ Chester laughs some, "I could tease him about it and see if I get anything out of him."]

Luna - That sounds funny. Do it!

Datr - [ Chester sits up and sets the tennis ball down to his side. He calls out in a sassy voice, "Ohhh SAGEY!!!~" ]

Luna - Oh gods

Datr - [ Term growls as he stops down the stairs, "I was putting groceries away. What do you want?" Chester sits cross legged with a wide smile, "I just wanted to see heaven on earth again~" Term pauses part way down the stairs as he processes the comment. He raises his eyebrows and continues into the room, "Well good for you?"]

Luna - Heaven on earth???

Datr - [ Chester gets up and walks to the wall between them, "I'll cut to the chase. Are you single or not?" Term has a bewildered look on his face mixed with disgust. "I am but not the likes of you dear." ]

Luna - Oof, that's gotta sting. Though that doesn't really answer the question of was the friend an ex or not

Datr - [ Chester raises an eyebrow, "Oh? You're not really taken are you? You can tell me if you are." Term rolls his eyes, "If I was taken I would spend the night with my lover. Not you." ]

Luna - And yet he spends the nights here with this friend of his. Interesting.

Datr - [ Chester nods some, "So you're spending your nights with the whore upstairs huh? You sure you're not taken by her?" Term looks more disgusted, "Ew no. We're distant cousins." Chester's flirtatious look seems to drop, "Oh... uh sorry." ]

Luna - Oh. Oh gods. I am so sorry Chester, holy shit. Same to Terminal.

Datr - [It becomes awkwardly quiet for a while as Term searches through some papers. Chester scratches the back of his head, "So uhhh... you still don't wanna date me?" Term responds sternly, "No." Chester nods, "ok." ]

Luna - Yeah i uh... don't think he's interested in dating.. Though, now I'm curious what Terminal is reading.

Datr - [ Chester tilts his head some, "So what are you reading?" Term sorts through more papers, "I've misplaced some notes and may have forgotten to pack them." ]

Luna - I've been there before. I'm an archivist of a lot of things, and I've lost notes before. It's not a fun feeling.

Datr - [ Chester's head tilts some, "Archivist?" Term scoffs, "Figures. They're talking to you again. " ]

Luna - Tell Terminal that Luna says hi. And yeah, I archive a lot of different topics and collate them into forms that anyone can read.

Datr - [ Chester nods, "Okay, hey Terms, Luna said hi." Term pauses before turning to glare at Chester. There's a burning feiry in his eyes, "...the luminati..."]

Luna - The Illuminati??? I mean for the sake of clarity, I'm not a part of that, but Term doesn't know that. Tell him yeah that's me. The Illuminati

Datr - [ Chester smiles again as he nods, "You heard me. The Luminati said hello." Term's ears jolt straight up. "I FUCKING KNEW IT." ]

Luna - I have the biggest smile on my face right now. Tell him that he is correct. The Illuminati is real and if he wants to chat with us, he knows what he must do. Remove the foil from his headband. Also, can I just say, thank you for doing this for us Chester.

Datr - [ Chester continues to grin, "Yup and they are REAL. Though... if you'd want to speak with them you would need to remove that head band of yours." Term's eyes widen and he puts his hands to his head, "NEVER. I KNOW BETTER. The moment I take this off they are invading my mind as they did yours. None of you will convince me otherwise so don't even bother." ]

Luna - Hm, I kind of feel offended by that. But okay, uh tell him that's understandable. I wouldn't wish harm on Terminal. The Illuminati does not want to hurt anyone, if anything, we're closer to people who want to help.

Datr - [ Chester explains, "Luna says they don't want to hurt anyone." Term rolls his eyes, "Very funny liar. The Illuminati is a secretive and elite organization that seeks a world totalitarian government. No one is safe honey." ]

Luna - If the Illuminati is so secretive, then how do you know about it Terminal? Perhaps what you've read in the comics is incorrect.

Spid - ...you're joking

Datr - [ Chester laughs loudly. Term grumbles, "What's so funny?" Chester calms down as he speaks, "They think what you learned from reading comics is incorrect." Term looks offended, "Mind you I did NOT get my information from mere comics thank you. I get my information from trusted sources and articles." ]

Spid - Sure you do Term

Luna - In what? The tabloids? Oh hey Spider

Spid - Hi

Datr - [Chester chuckles, "Heh, tabloids." Term growls, "NOT TABLOIDS EITHER." They both hear a yell from upstairs, "STOP SCREAMING I HAVE A FUCKING EXAM IN THE MORNING!!!" ]

Luna - Speaking of screaming, gods damn they're loud as hell.

Dtar - [Term screams back, "I'M DEALING WITH THE ILLUMINATI." The voice screams back, "THE FUCKING WHAT!?! GET THE HELL UP HERE BEFORE YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING MENTAL EPISODE." Term screams again, "I'M NOT INSANE." The voice instantly snaps back, "YES YOU ARE GET YOUR TAIL BACK UP HERE." Terminal growls something under his breath. ]

Luna - ...I'm starting to think we're all a little insane anymore, what the fuck. Uh tell Terminal that I'm very much real? Like I'm just sitting on my couch next to my girlfriend talking to ya.

Datr - [ Chester giggles, "Hey Term, illuminati's got bitches and you don't." Terminal shoots Chester an outraged glare, "Don't test me right now man." ]

Luna - The hell? Like if Terminal really wants to get away from them, all they have to do is release you

Datr - [ Chester nods his head side to side, "Yeah well if he does that, its like throwing out the only evidence he's seen his whole life." Terminal puts a few boxes away as he grumbles, "Bet you don't even have any bitches." Chester goes to speak but freezes in thought. He picks not to say anything. ]

Luna - Oof, I'm sorry Chester. I know how that is, went most of my life without love ya know? I guess I just got really lucky to find my soulmate. You'll find someone.

Datr - [ Terminal is still putting things away as the voice upstairs screams at him again, "I SAID TO GET UP HERE- NOW MARCH." Terminal groans as he heads up the stairs. Chester watches him move out of sight. Chester remains quiet. ]

Luna - Something wrong Chester?

Datr - [Chester scoots over near the wall to sit by it. He crosses his arms over his knees and speaks in a much more calm tone compared to his usual chipper self, "Can you leave now?" ]

Luna - Yeah that's fine. I'll talk to you later, yeah? Take care. -end frequency

Datr - [End Frequency]